captain of this sinking ship
sekra:

everyone else made these jokes
so i did too

sekra:

everyone else made these jokes

so i did too


When I was

a young boy

my father

took me into the city

to see a marching band

he said ‘son don’t get too attached to this band because bands break up and you will cry’

not-a-comedian:

scott shattering dereks dreams

My day ladies and gentlemen, my day. Also my opinion on boobs

My day ladies and gentlemen, my day. Also my opinion on boobs

justinhiills:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

gerancho:

freshprinceoftsundere:

EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW

so if im in love with someone does that make it a

chemical romance 

not anymore

get out 

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.

madamewo:

lexicalbutsecretlynoalcohollager:

davidrazi:

defcia:

true

Girls always bitch about this, sure, but it’s not like it’s any better for guys. You think I wanna be some ultra macho beefcake?
There’s a reason I always pick female character models in video games.

i-luzu:

Illegal aliens stealing our jobs