captain of this sinking ship
writing tip #925:

gr8writingtips:

love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring

du4ne:

*stabs a memory foam mattress* remember that bitch

minim-calibre:

veganpotsandpans:

I don’t get why everyone seems to be under the impression that feminists hate men.

That’s not true at all! We Love men!

…Well, not ALL men.

I told myself I’d reblog this when I got home if it was still funny.

It was.

cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

unamusedsloth:

Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?

jaclcfrost:

"you’ve had all this time to work on the project"

image

sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

co-deine:

skeetbucket:

sugarwifey:

gothingtons:

this was wild from start to finish

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmfaooo “I’m free as boosie” 😂😭

…and suddenly all the jasper sitwell fics have a sinister edge to them

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD