love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring
*stabs a memory foam mattress* remember that bitch
I don’t get why everyone seems to be under the impression that feminists hate men.
That’s not true at all! We Love men!
…Well, not ALL men.
I told myself I’d reblog this when I got home if it was still funny.
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me
Are we bad people for laughing at the mishaps of kids?
"you’ve had all this time to work on the project"
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
this was wild from start to finish
Lmfaooo “I’m free as boosie” 😂😭
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD