captain of this sinking ship

co-deine:

skeetbucket:

sugarwifey:

gothingtons:

this was wild from start to finish

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lmfaooo “I’m free as boosie” 😂😭

…and suddenly all the jasper sitwell fics have a sinister edge to them

officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

as near as i can tell, this is basically the plot of 300: Rise Of An Empire


(inspired, of course, by one of my favourite kate beaton comics,)

as near as i can tell, this is basically the plot of 300: Rise Of An Empire

(inspired, of course, by one of my favourite kate beaton comics,)

I wonder if the book of genesis will get a new cover now that Noah is coming out

I have had my first pic stolen & reblogged
/yells AHUH! & cries

sswincestiel:

sociopathintheimpala:

iluisindustries:

Now I’m no heterophobe, but in a hetero relationship, like… which one’s the man and which one’s the other man?

Or are you both the ladies in the relationship?

but how do have sex though?

lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what

some one tell me it is a stupid idea to waste a thousand dollars to fly to the other side of the country for a day to see eminem in concert

?