captain of this sinking ship

violanthe:

From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif

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Things I Say While I'm Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/

"I’ve gotten to play a character on television where I can play every single human emotion possible. From comedy to loyalty to depression to anxiety to murderous rage to everything. So I just think the fact that I’ve gotten to explore all that has been pretty amazing."

Reblog if you’ve made at least one friend because of a fandom.

resin-heart:

debwalsh:

Hell yes.  Fandom has always been a critically important part of my life.  I met my best friends through fandom, and I continue to meet amazing and inspiring people every day.

"At least one?"  OMG my life would be so empty without ALL the friends I have met through fandom.

safelyendangered:

The moral of the story is to always carry an axe

dorkinhighheels:

pretty boy

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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intoasylum:

disney princesses + greek mythology

Regret nothing until it is too late, then regret everything
I feel like Welcome To Nightvale understands me the most.